Congratulations!!!! You made it the the secret page and didn't go insane!!!
I commend you on your patience and calmness during this whole ordeal of seeking this mythical page, and then being cast into the land of endless alert messages. Thankyou for not coming after me with a shotgun...or a welding mallet...or anything else you can cause serious harm to me with...
Here is the banana, as promised:
Please tell a friend about this page using the thingy below...and plz sign the guestbook!
and sign the guestbook pleaaaaase.